Good luck to whoever's going to be put in charge of spinning Gears of War's plot ("Shoot the aliens!") and characters ("Holy shit, an alien!") out over three separate films.

Because director Len Wiseman (left), who's in charge of the Gears movie project at the moment, told movie news site Bloody Disgusting of the plan to make not one, not two (thankfully not four or six) but THREE movies set in the wafer-thin Gears of War universe. Here he is, laying out a NIGHTMARE vision of the future...

"It's going to be much more [on the] science fiction side of it than the creature side of it. I've always been much more of a sci-fi action fan than a horror fan. The hope is that were wanting to do three movies and really cover the bases on everything. Basically a harder edged Lord Of The Rings."

Three Gears of War films. That's one every two years until 2014. There is no escape from the world's dullest franchise :(

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